Just ask our friends wonderful new friends Derrick L. Briggs and Adam Benjamin Irby and they will help confirm all the latest suspicions. I hate to say it, but DL guys love social tops. Whether we meet them with their girlfriends, wives, at the office, the gym, or a casual walk in the park, we love seeing a masculine, well trimmed, lovely-put-together, ensemble of a man. It's absolutely true.Clearly defined, a social top is simply one who appears as if he contains all the right ingredients to be the perfect masculine-aggressive man in the bedroom, but behind closed doors is quite the opposite. When compared, his Timbs go in the air faster than yours. His shreek and squeal as you part his ass and eat him out resembles the melodious harmonies of Diana Ross in "Lady Sings the Blues." He wears a doo-rag, a fitted cap, a large piece of neck jewelry, speaks with an urban vernacular, and has a swagger to his walk. However, when it's all said and done, he's "shaking his derrière from the House of Dereon" almost as good as Beyonce.
Although he appears to be aggressive and naturally a top, he's quite the contrary. He remains limp and flaccid as you put him in the missionary, lube him up, and begin to pound into every bit of what used to be his man-hood. He enjoys it. He pulls you in closer and doesn't want you to stop. He moans - it gets high pitched. He can't forget who he is and what he is - so he quickly reverts to a more tenor-esque verbal signal of his enjoyment. As you begin to speed up for your release - he wants it in one place...his mouth. You don't disagree and give the man what he wants. When it's over, he puts on his jeans (slightly sagged of course), his white t-shirt, his hoodie, his fitted cap (typically slanted or backwards), his Timbs, Jordan's or, Air Force Ones, and he gives you a hand shake and a slight hug along with a simple, "I'm out son!"
DL men, well, what can I say? We love it. And it makes it so much easier for women to observe us and think nothing of the situation. The next time you see two "straight" guys too close together - smell both of them. If they smell alike, it's guaranteed that one is a Social Top.
Teaching,
-TJ (Tyreek James)
tyreekjames@yahoo.com
10 comments:
LOVE IT!!
so going on my favorite list! I may have some questions for you later too...
Social tops...I love that title. It's always an oxymoron to see these men (at least in porn) scream like women when they're being pounded.
Hemingway keep on educating us and you'll get 50000 hits faster than a hard dick would turn flaccid upon seeing Barbara Walters nude..:-)
Very very interesting...especially that last line.
"If they smell alike, it's guaranteed that one is a Social Top."
I view a social top as sort of false advertisement! I have never met such a type, however I have met "straight" top! That's always a thrill.
The one that denies any sort of gay. He'll act homophobic and defend his heterosexuality to the grave! Wait till you get him alone in the dark and hands start to wander, hmmmm... Ain't so "straight" now is he?
I don't know what to say about this one. Reading it could influence the uninformed reader to think that all men who get penetrated act like women during the act.
You'd be stupid to automatically assume that someone is a top just because they are wearing timbs, a hoodie, and a fitted cap.
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to start a blog JUST like this. Props on being a genius like me.
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Love the pic, thats one of my faveorite shows. Love Adam Irby's site too... I love that i've found so many sites and blogs I'm actually interested in. Love you'r writing style.
Ok I HAVE TO AGREE I loved it because it's totally true in some cases worse and the title was the greatest i mean social tops ..nice work
Who is that in the pic? And what show is this
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